June 2010
9 posts
“If you white leave a message, if you black leave town.”
– Uncle Ruckus (via excuseemyfrench)
LOL
hurrycurry:
“they just need to communicate. they need to say to each other what they’re...”
– Jim Halpert (The Office) (via peaceloveandbatman)
May 2010
21 posts
LOST SPOILER!
hurrycurry:
beckawall:
DWIGHT KISSED JIM, AND JIM ISN’T SURE HOW HE FEELS ABOUT IT.
LOL
http://www.thousandandonewords.com/ →
April 2010
10 posts
“AHA! I’ve conquered your love with my hate!”
– Secret Squirrel
Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: whats up?
You: greg just threatened nancy
Stranger: oi not again
You: exactly!
You: this shit is getting ridiculous
Stranger: ugh he just never knows when to stop!
You: I know
You: I tried talking to his mom about it
You: but you know how she is
Stranger: poor nancy, maybe she should get a restraining order
You: so I left anonymous letters under the porch
Stranger: her mom never listens
You: hopefully she'll get them by tomorrow
Stranger: ooh! good idea!
You: yeah
You: i used magazine cut out letters and everything
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: YOU PEOPLE ARE SO UNHELPFUL
You: sorry
Stranger: .SHOULD BE
You: damn right I am
Stranger: goooos oy.
Stranger: boy
You: gooseboy?
You: how dare you
Stranger: ye
You: I apologize
You: and you refer to me as an animal
You: a LAME animal
Stranger: I SORRY
Stranger: YOURE NO GOOSE BOY
Stranger: forgive me!
You: hm
You: I'll have to think about it
Stranger: please
Stranger: i'll be your slave for a day.
You: ok I can't stay mad at you
Stranger: :D:D
You: I like you
Stranger: i like you too
Stranger: you're nice
Stranger: and forgiving of my hideous ways
You: we all do things we aren't proud of
March 2010
3 posts
Facebook Craziness.
Michael Saltzman: New strategy for my 8th grade students…putting their names on the board with check marks. If they wanna act like 1st graders, got to go old school and treat them like 1st graders.
nigga.
February 2010
41 posts
